This Is A Giant Green Boot With A Wind-Up Key That Is The Coolest Thing That Has Ever Been.

"Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever!"
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