Letter Discovered In The Trash Outside Steve Burns's Apartment Building.

Members of the Board,

Operation Blue Dog was completed in January, 2002. It was, by all accounts, a success, and we can feel proud of our accomplishments during that time. We have since moved on to operation Rock Godlet, with a project completion date of January, 2003.

What is the goal of Operation Rock Godlet?

1. The goal is to demonstrate to THE PUBLIC that Operative Steve Burns is capable of writing sweet-sounding songs about science and love. These songs will be released by May, 2002.

2. It is also our intention to encourage THE PUBLIC to purchase laser-read compact discs which contain these songs.

3. When possible, we will send Operative Steve Burns out to "perform" music at various locales in order to increase contact with THE PUBLIC.
   

How does it fit in with Mighty Little Man, Inc's overall strategy?

The bifrequency harmonics of the songs presented by Operative Steve Burns will alter the brains of each listener so that they will be fully prepared to submit to the Space Lobsters upon their arrival. This fits in with our overall Space Lobster Invasion Readiness Plan as was dictated to us by THE MASTERS.

What services have been obtained to assist Operative Steve Burns?

In order to achieve our objectives with Operation Rock Godlet, we have obtained the services of members of the Flaming Lips, a musical organization which most recently produced the album The Soft Bulletin, along with producer David Fridmann. The Flaming Lips have assisted Mr. Burns in crafting an album of uncommon intelligence and high entertainment value, all of which will make our goal of full receptiveness to enslavement by Space Lobsters much easier to fulfill.

The Flaming Lips have of course not been informed of the Space Lobsters.

Have THE MASTERS approved this plan?

THE MASTERS are in full accordance with all of our goal and have informed us that our Space Lobster Invasion Readiness Plan has so far exceeded their expectations.

We look forward to a complete invasion no later than 2004. Your full cooperation will be appreciated in the months ahead. Thank you for you efforts so far! Your action kits have been sent via brain radio.

Sincerely,

Xortar Cheemchim
CEO, Manchild, Inc.
Group Leader, Space Lobster Invasion Readiness Plan