The Assistant D.A. Kept Repeatedly Asking Me Under Cross-Examination What The Real Harm Was Of Women Being Unable To Have Orgasms.

DA: Professor Doctor Gardos, will you please tell the court what is shown in
photograph "State's Exhibit 3-B"?

Gardos: Uh, that looks to be a dildo.

DA: And what kind of dildo is it?

Gardos: It looks like it is designed to be attached to a person's chin via
ear straps.

DA: And, is there an inscription on the box?

Gardos: Yes.

DA: And what might it say?

Gardos: "Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!"

DA: Now, Professor Doctor Gardos, you stated that these devices have
therapeutic value. Is that correct?

Gardos: Yes.

DA: And have you ever prescribed a device similar to this one?

Gardos: Uh, no, I must admit that I have never prescribed that a patient to
attach a dildo to his or her chin.