The Best Hip-Hop Used Double Syllables, Which Helped Her Remember How To Get Into Bed With The Homeroom Teacher.

"Bad shit today," the automated voice said from the cheap speaker, "hall-walk in silence," followed by something about another country and a pop song behind student-council credits.

She tapped her pencil on her tights in modified code, watching her second-in-command.

"Do it," he mouthed.

The teacher sat up, straightened her skirt, and passed out sheets of green paper.

"Done," she tapped.

The class adjusted their seats.

He looked surprised.

"Almost."

But she didn't know anyone was watching.