Genitals : Musicians

'My penis is like Television: no matter how hard I try to shove it down people's throats, it is never appreciated.'

'My dick is like Brian Eno: enigmatic, occasionally frustrating, and more interesting in theory than in practice, but works great with other people.'

'My penis is like a Leonard Cohen song: everyone likes it better when it's covered.'

'My dick is like Rage Against The Machine: it leans quite a way to the left.'

'My junk is like Men Without Hats: pretty much only known from that video with a midget.'

'My dick is like Tom Waits: performs like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months, and then taken outside and run over with a car, but goddamn does it have a dedicated cult following.'

'My vagina is Thom Yorke. It is droopy and sad to look at.'

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