March 10, 2009

Hot Ooze Dart, Page 24.

'This, my dear, said he, impressively, 'is the wonderful Love Magnet. It was given to me by an Eskimo in the Sandwich Islands -- where there are no sandwiches at all -- and as long as I carry it every living thing I meet will love me dearly.'

'Why didn't the Eskimo keep it?' she asked, looking at the Magnet with interest.

'He got tired of being loved and longed for some one to hate him. So he gave me the Magnet and the very next day, a grizzly bear at him.'

'Wasn't he sorry then?' she inquired.

'He didn't say.'

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