Apocalypse Hoboken : "Dean Is A Punk".

Dean is a punk, but he doesn't have a band
He just got job at Recordland
With hair tied back and dyed jet black
A high-school loser never looks back

Dean is a dick, Dean is a freak
Dean was a high-school A.V. geek
Dean likes punk and that's alright
Dean is a punk-rock parasite

Dean went to the Hoboken show downtown
He went there to follow them around
Dean is the guy who always meets the band
Cuz he's a big man at Recordland

Dean is punk, but he doesn't have a band
He writes for a zine and doesn't have any friends
He'll put down your band if you're doing okay
Cuz Dean's a jaded fuck with nothing to say.