Curb 'N' Sneer, Page 74.

Sorry. It's just that I've been watching a lot of MTV recently, and simply don't understand what is it all these nu-metal pissbabies are getting so worked up about. There they are, living in the lap of luxury in the wealthiest nation on Earth, and they're still throwing tantrums. Shouting, jumping up and down, punching the air, screwing up their faces like a pig shitting pineapples -- what? What's wrong? What's the matter? I wish they'd just put down their instruments and tell us. Ah, MTV. It's angry, subversive videos I like most. You can tell them a mile off -- they look like they cost $250 million to make, with funds presumably supplied by the Subversion Corporation.