July 09, 2018

Todd Barry, One.

I tour the South, though, I do. I love touring the South. Some people up North are afraid of the South, it's weird. I'll do a show in, like, Alabama. I'll tell someone I did a show in Alabama and they'll be like, 'Oh my God! What was that like?' Oh, you know, chairs, a microphone. Oh, I'm sorry, I know what you're looking for. I'll tell you what it was like. Well, I flew into Birmingham. The Imperial Wizard from the Klan picked me up at the airport. Rode to the club on the back of an old mule. Tried to get a joke out over the shouts of 'jewboy go home.' At the end of the night I go, 'Where's my check?' They go, 'You're not gettin' a check. You're gettin' this bag of porkrinds.' Is that the answer you were looking for, you narrow-minded fake-liberal fuck?

Posted by dean at 12:09 PM