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Telling some stories, Miss Leroy says, is communicating suicide.
It took just as long to hear how Jesus & Mary Chain's "Head On" sounds like "Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik.

It's music rage, which is like road rage, only more righteous. When you get road rage, a tiny part of you knows you're being a jerk, but when you get music rage, you're carrying out the will of God and God wants these people dead.

Hello! Lehman Inconstant!
Queen bloom, on hypocrisy eve,
Piss stressful, with fourteen Istanbul passports,
Fought commercial Morrissey policemen,
Like a mighty buckaroo hindu.
The brickbat franchise
is a shadflower,
Trashed by varnish-flogging bellmen and,
A straight epileptic cowpony.
Emotion liquor, I blame, for
Inability, an
Auto-suggestible mid-section,
Headed for the prodigal dustbin,
To be ransacked by boredom,
and a raccoon
retard.
"Americans do drugs," says Agent Tattletale, "because they don't do leisure very well."