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Gabriella Hammer.

And I'm not sure why.

Anarchic Viola Turnovers, Page 56.

"I always thought people with birth defects were unfortunate, but now I realize they're hilarious."

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If In Doubt.

Repeat yourself.

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"The dress code is Only Shoes."

"And?"

"And I don't know which ones to wear."

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No-Pro, Page 450.

-- No, we need tits and arse because they have got to be available to us; to be pawed, fucked, wanked over. Because we're men? No. Because we're consumers. Because those are the things we like, things we intrinsically feel or have been conned into believing will give us value, release, satisfaction.

We value them so we need to at least have the illusion of their availability. For tits and arse read coke, crisps, speedboats, cars, houses, computers, designer labels, replica shirts. That's why advertising and pornography are similar; they sell the illusion of availability and the non-consequence of consumption.

If In Doubt.

Repeat yourself.

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No-Pro, Page 445.

-- I'm so glad that you don't do coke. It's a boy's drug, girls can't take it. I know what you're going to say, that's sexist. But no, it's an observation underpinned by an acknowledgement of the differences between men and women, which is an acknowledgement of woman's autonomy, which is a feminist stance. So applaud, baby, applaud.