November 30, 2006

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Posted by dean at 04:29 AM

November 25, 2006

Radiating Pantsuit Rap, Page 297.

"The Black Hit Of Space" imagines a record so monstrously bland that it turns into a kind of predatory cultural void sucking up everything in its path. As it climbs the charts, the rest of the Top 40 disappears, "until there was nothing left but it left to buy."

Posted by dean at 11:05 AM

November 21, 2006

Jamie T : "Sheila".

Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
It gets poured all over her fella
Cause she says, "Man he ain't no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss"
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams, calling, "London"
None of us heard her coming, I guess the carpet weren't rolled out.

Her lingo went from the Cockney to the Gringo,
Anytime she sing a song the other girls sing along,
And tell all the fellas that the lady is single,
"Quicker way ta tickle on my young man's ting?"
She's up for doing what she like,
Any day more like the night
She downed drunk sauce that she stole, bought, borrowed
She didn't like fights, but at the same time understood
Fella's will be fella's 'til the end of time

Jack had a gang that he called the Many Grams,
He was known as Smack Jack The Crackerman,
In life, he was dealt some shit hands,
But the boy's got the back now
And Jay went the same way as Nicky and Dan
Dependent mans upon the other ones
And my Lisa had a baby with Sam,
And now Jack's on his own, man

Well done, Jack! Glug! Down that cider
You're right -- she's a slut and you never fucking liked her
Not like, what, he stopped so shocked,
Cause it turned out the last half killed the pied piper
Tough little big man,
Friends with your daughters,
Only 'cause they drive him to pick up all his quarters,
Brawler, larger lout brawlers, bought them their filth and they're free?
But they ain't near da border
Two young guns
Got ya held by da corner, always did a favour, but never took a order
Behave young scallywag! A fine young Gal I Had
Glad ragged up, but only ever getting fag hags,
Hung on his shoulder, cheap price shop tags,
Slag better understand he came for the glamour,
But this tag original, superficial the issue,
But one day Jack had thirty-five doppelgangers

So here's a short story about the girl Georgina,
Never seen a worse, clean young mess
Under stress, at best, but she's pleased to see you
With love, God Bless, we lay her body to rest
Now, it all there started with Daddy's alcoholic
Lightweight, chuck it down, numbing his brain
And the doctor said he couldn't get the heart der started,
Now beat up, drugged up, she feeling the strain
She said, "In a rut, what the fuck I'm supposed to do?"
Suck it out, start, stop. Keep running through,
"True, but you try, it ain't easy to do."
She been buckle-belt, beaten from the back like a brat
Dunno where she's going, but she know where she at,
So Georgie -- it's time to chain react
But the truth is, you know, she'll probably fall back
Tears stream down her face, she screamed away:
"When I fall, no one catch me,
Alone, lonely, I'll overdose slowly, get scared, I'll scream and shout"
But you know it won't matter she'll be passing out,
I said gigidy-bigidy-up
Just another day
Another sad story that's tragedy
Paramedics announced death at 10.30
Rip it up, kick it, spit out the views.

Posted by dean at 02:38 AM

November 14, 2006

"According To My Personal Calculations Of Massive Anecdotal Accuracy," He Said.

"One half of the men who go to the bathroom washes their hands."

The shopping cart slammed into the trunk.

"Which means," he said, "every other time you shake a man's hand, you're touching him touching himself."

Posted by dean at 08:05 PM

November 08, 2006

It Was Her Right To Feel Left Out Of Her Own Life.

It floated to the top, the anger inside, as she opened the door to the classroom and saw they started the presentations without her, holding up her possessions -- her drawings and diaries and pornography -- and laughing.

Posted by dean at 12:17 PM

November 03, 2006

Radiating Pantsuit Rap, Page 277.

"The future is not in style anymore."

Posted by dean at 05:27 PM