Eugene Mirman.
'Reality television is a great replacement for attempted suicide to show them.'
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Pork-Flight Zoo Watcher, Page 88.
'It is classical music, and is considered the best and most puzzling ever manufactured. You're supposed to like it, whether you do or not, and if you don't, the proper thing is to look as if you did. Understand?'
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Pork-Flight Zoo Watcher, Page 61.
'I'm glad you have decent brains. Mine are exceptionally good. You can see 'em work; they're pink.'
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