August 28, 2010

Eugene Mirman.

'Reality television is a great replacement for attempted suicide to show them.'

Posted by dean at 04:42 AM

August 08, 2010

Pork-Flight Zoo Watcher, Page 88.

'It is classical music, and is considered the best and most puzzling ever manufactured. You're supposed to like it, whether you do or not, and if you don't, the proper thing is to look as if you did. Understand?'

Posted by dean at 02:49 AM

August 07, 2010

Pork-Flight Zoo Watcher, Page 61.

'I'm glad you have decent brains. Mine are exceptionally good. You can see 'em work; they're pink.'

Posted by dean at 03:07 AM