Eugene Mirman.
'Reality television is a great replacement for attempted suicide to show them.'
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'Reality television is a great replacement for attempted suicide to show them.'
'It is classical music, and is considered the best and most puzzling ever manufactured. You're supposed to like it, whether you do or not, and if you don't, the proper thing is to look as if you did. Understand?'
'I'm glad you have decent brains. Mine are exceptionally good. You can see 'em work; they're pink.'