Armageddon Spam.

Subject: wheat rust
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:27:35 -0400
From: wrenchspnr@aol.com

Just remember we are the amateur in this bio warfare game and nature is the pro.

It also looks like the "survivalists" are not as crazy as people think. Make preperations we have hard times comming soon.

The best solution is to desentralise the food supply and keep it local to help curb bio vector contamination.

The easy life is comming to an end.

Htlif, Page 357.

Don't give em Ecstasy! We don't want them dancing! Keep them dulled, staggering, and incoherent as they die! Make it glamorous. Put it on celluloid, put it on hoardings. Just keep the real thing as far away from us as possible.

. . .

In The Middle Of Parallel Train Tracks.

I sat with a girl I used to know in History Of Television.

And banged out bad pictures on road-signs.

It doesn't have to be the end.

Htlif, Page 340.

I jump out. She starts off at pace. Once she's out of sight I get a taxi home and go to my bed where I see more demons forming in the swirling patterns of my artex ceiling.

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