July 31, 2013

Burn Censer, Page 35.

The five remaining 'performers' are a bunch of hissing Styrofoam meerkats desperately clawing over each other, craning their necks to suckle from the withered tit of fame; whining, mewling, preening, bitching -- they couldn't be more dislikable if they strode around in Nazi regalia firing nailguns at ponies.

Posted by dean at 11:09 PM

July 27, 2013

2001: An Infomercial Odyssey

I lost all my crew and you can, too. Ask me HAL!

Posted by dean at 12:41 AM

July 16, 2013

. . .

Posted by dean at 11:32 PM

July 03, 2013

Apocalypse Hoboken : "Dean Is A Punk".

Dean is a punk, but he doesn't have a band
He just got job at Recordland
With hair tied back and dyed jet black
A high-school loser never looks back

Dean is a dick, Dean is a freak
Dean was a high-school A.V. geek
Dean likes punk and that's alright
Dean is a punk-rock parasite

Dean went to the Hoboken show downtown
He went there to follow them around
Dean is the guy who always meets the band
Cuz he's a big man at Recordland

Dean is punk, but he doesn't have a band
He writes for a zine and doesn't have any friends
He'll put down your band if you're doing okay
Cuz Dean's a jaded fuck with nothing to say.

Posted by dean at 09:43 PM